Sometimes We All Listen to the Rolling Stones

1) Do you like sprinkles on your ice cream?
As a matter of fact, I do.  I prefer them with a simple flavor, such as peach or pistachio.
And to answer a question that was once addressed by Aunt Becky, "jimmies" seem to be the longer ones, while "sprinkles" are the smaller dots, and I like both.

2) If you had to choose one word to banish from the English language, what would it be and why?
I am not a fan of "undesirable."  No one should ever be made to feel that way.  Everyone has some trait or quirk that is off-putting (and most can be ignored), but no one should be regarded as undesirable.  The fact that it is even a word is a little disheartening.

3) If you were a flavor, what would it be?
Crazy's not a flavor?  Perhaps then Candy Cane Stracciatella.  It's my favorite flavor of gelato made here.  Actually, everything made by Carmelo is fantastic, and I would be any one of them.  MMMMMMMM.

4) What’s the most pointless annoying chore you can think of that you do on a daily/weekly basis?
Folding clothes.  If it cannot be wrinkled, then it should be on a hanger.  And if it can be wrinkled, why do I bother folding it?  I have been known to fly off the handle while folding clothes.  It's the only chore that has made me cry on a regular basis.

5) Of all the nicknames I’ve ever had in my life, Aunt Becky is the most widely known and probably my favorite. What’s your favorite nickname? (for yourself)
Heh, I have several.  I love "Monkey" because DaVinci gave it to me, and calls me that all the time.

6) You're stuck on a desert island with the collective works of 5 (and only five) musical artists for the rest of your life. Who are they?
The Rolling Stones, The Postal Service, Bob Dylan, Reel Big Fish, and Leonard Cohen.  Easy.

7) Everything is better with bacon. True or false?
I vote true.  I once had bacon flavored gelato, and it was just so delicious.

8 ) If I could go back in time and tell Young Aunt Becky one thing, it would be that out of chaos, order will emerge. Also: tutus go with everything. What would you tell young self?
Sex is not the same thing as affection.  Leash your dog.